Hauv Internet yog ib qho av zoo rau txhua hom kev dag ntxias. Qhov twg yog qhov loj tshaj (thiab funny tshaj) tab sis? Peb tau sau 5 uas ua rau nws loj zoo nkauj hauv Web, xyuas nws.
Cov ntsiab lus[ zais ]
- 1. Nkauj kho siab15
- 2. EEV banker
- 3. Lub tuam txhab phem Download tau cov ntsiab lus
- 4. Gizmondo
- 5. Kev dag ntxias cov neeg dag
1. Nkauj kho siab15
Lonelygirl15 cov yeeb yaj kiab yog cov yeeb yaj kiab hauv YouTube, ua rau muaj kev txhawj xeeb txhua hnub ntawm tus ntxhais hnub nyoog kaum tsib xyoos thiab nws cov yeeb yaj kiab thiab kho kom zoo nkauj. Raws li cov yeeb yaj kiab tau nce siab dhau los ntawm kev coj tus cwj pwm kev coj noj coj ua tau nkag mus rau hauv. Txawm hais tias nws yog ib qho kev dag me ntsis ntau dua li cov yeeb yaj kiab ntawm Bigfoot ntawm Roswell, kev sib cav txog qhov tseeb ntawm cov yeeb yaj kiab tau tshwm sim ntau lub lis piam thiab ntau tus chim siab thaum qhov dag tau tshwm sim. Yog lawm, cov neeg tshaj tawm rau pej xeem kuv chim siab tias kuv tsis tau voyeuristically txaus siab rau qhov swb ntawm ib tug ntxhais hluas tiag tiag rau hauv kev ntshai thiab kev tsim txom yam tsis ua dab tsi txog nws.
Lub LA Times thaum kawg tau nthuav tawm cov lus dag, thiab peb paub tseeb tias thaum yav dhau los tsis tau hnov txog cov neeg ua yeeb yaj kiab tau tawm mus rau ntawd, thiab hauv The Times, thiab New York Times, Wall Street Journal thiab PBS lawv tau ntshai heev. Txiv neej, lawv yuav tsum tau hais rau tag nrho cov reporters thiab newscasters uas yav tas los yuav tsis tau saib ob zaug rau lawv, koj yeej tau txais peb nyob ntawd. Peb tsis xav tias qhov kev nthuav tawm ntawm peb qhov kev dag ntxias li no.
Peb tsis xav tias nws yuav ua haujlwm ib nrab qhov no zoo.
2. EEV banker
Rau cov ntawm koj uas tseem paub tias lwm tus neeg thiab hnub qub zoo li cas, EVE Online yog qhov chaw loj heev hauv MMORPG. Thiab peb txhais tau tias immersive zoo li dej hiav txwv ntawm cov xuab zeb nrawm ua si ntawm kev nrawm nrawm - nws yog ib qho tag nrho galaxy, thiab thaum lwm lub ntiaj teb muaj cov cim thiab riam phom tshuab qhov no muaj kev lag luam tag nrho. Koj tuaj yeem ua tiav hauv qhov kev ua si tsuas yog los ntawm kev lag luam cov khoom lag luam, thiab cov txiaj ntsig kev ua si ntawm ISK (Interstellar Kredit) muaj qhov tiag, yog tias tsis raug cai, hloov mus rau cov nyiaj tiag. Qhov tseeb EVE ISK (0.40 USD rau 1M ISK, kev ua si hauv video yuav ua rau cov chav loj loj) yog qhov peev txheej zoo dua thiab siv ntau dua li qhov txiaj ntsig ntawm Iceland Kroner (0.01 USD = 1 ISK). Cov pej xeem EVE cov neeg ua si kuj sib tw ntawm Iceland (kwv yees li 300,000), thiab CCP games (cov neeg tsim khoom) yog lub hauv paus hauv Iceland. Tsis yog tias peb tab tom hais qhia ib tus neeg Reykjavikians yuav tsum txhawj xeeb txog kev hloov los ntawm cov tub rog kiv cua uas tau kawm los ntawm CCP kom ua raws li lawv txhua qhov lus txib.
Cov neeg tau teeb tsa tag nrho cov lag luam hauv qhov chaw virtual ntawm EVE, hloov pauv tag nrho cov haujlwm ntawm kev ua yeeb yaj kiab video los ntawm qhov tseem ceeb ua haujlwm ob txoj haujlwm (thawj them tus nqi them txhua hli rau qhov thib ob), nrog rau qhov nruab nrab EVE player nkag hauv 2.5 teev ib hnub. . Xyoo 2006 tus neeg ua si hu ua Cally (lub npe tiag tiag Dentara Rast) tau teeb tsa EVE Investment Bank, thiab tseem muaj lwm qhov piv txwv ntawm qhov tsis muaj tseeb uas tuaj yeem tshwm sim hauv video games, tib neeg tau tso lawv cov nyiaj rau ib tug txiv neej hu ua Cally.
Sij hawm dhau mus lub txhab nyiaj tau nthuav dav thiab thaum kawg muaj ntau dua 700 Billion ISK (tshaj ib puas txhiab tiag tiag, ncaj ncees rau Vajtswv Koj tuaj yeem yuav khoom noj lossis kev sib deev nrog cov nyiaj no) hauv tus as khauj. Tom qab ntawd, hauv kev ua txhaum kev lag luam uas CEOs lub neej tiag tiag tsuas yog npau suav ntawm (thiab kuv paub tseeb tias feem ntau ua), Cally tsuas yog nqa tag nrho cov nyiaj thiab khiav. Tshwj xeeb, nws tau khiav thiab yuav ib qho Ultimega-tuag clas hyper cruiser, muab ib lab ISK nyiaj pab rau nws tus kheej lub taub hau thiab cruised tawm mus rau hauv qhov tob tob tsuas yog daring leej twg sim thiab tua nws. Pom qhov no? Qhov no yog vim li cas tib neeg ua si video games ntau heev - hauv lub neej tiag tiag dawb dab tshos kev ua phem txhaum cai yog fudged tus lej thiab kev tsiv teb tsaws chaw rau se havens, nyob rau hauv EVE peb tau txais ib tug bank manager uas cuam tshuam nrog kev tsis txaus siab ntawm kev pab cuam nrog fusion cannon.
3. Lub tuam txhab phem Download tau cov ntsiab lus
Qhov kev tsis txaus siab ntawm cov ntsiab lus rub tawm tau nthuav tawm tiag tiag tus ntsuj plig ntawm cov neeg tsim khoom. Cov tuam txhab zoo li Valve tso tawm cov ntsiab lus pub dawb, vim tias lawv nkag siab tag nrho cov khoom siv hauv internet, nrog nws cov kev faib tawm digital thiab tus nqi tom qab lub npe nyiam. Cov tuam txhab tsis txaus nyiam EA them rau nws, thaum lwm tus nyiam Microsoft txav mus rau nruab nrab nrog them tam sim no lossis cov tswv yim pub dawb tom qab. Tsis zoo li ib nrab ntawm cov pej xeem hauv Is Taws Nem xav kom koj ntseeg, txawm li cas los xij, koj tsis tuaj yeem ntxub ib tus neeg vim lawv tsis muab lawv txoj haujlwm pub dawb. Luckily, EA tau ua rau nws A-OK kom ntxub lawv dua los ntawm kev them nyiaj rau cov ntsiab lus tsis rub tawm, txwv tsis pub hu ua Yam koj twb yuav los ntawm lawv.
Tau ntau xyoo EA tau ua hauj lwm rau qhov teeb meem tag nrho Tiag tiag yuav tsum tau tsim ib yam dab tsi thiaj li tau txais nyiaj, txo cov ntsiab lus ntawm cov npe txhua xyoo nrog txhua qhov kev rov ua dua, thiab nrog Lub Tuam Txhab Phem lawv tau ua tiav thaum kawg. Qhov koj ua, yog, yog koj them rau Battlefield: Bad Company disc. Lossis koj tuaj yeem them nyiaj ntxiv rau ib qho version uas qhib qee yam ntawm cov riam phom. Riam phom uas yog, qhov tseeb, twb nyob rau hauv ob lub discs. Yog lawm, EA tau ua tiav Zen Nirvana ntawm Kev Lag Luam Bastardry los ntawm kev ua haujlwm yuav ua li cas muag koj li qub ob zaug thiab them nqi txhua zaus.
Cov xov xwm no tau hais txog qhov tau txais txiaj ntsig zoo li tus nas mob plague hauv kev ua yeeb yam, tab sis qhov tseeb yog tias Electronics Arts chaw ua haujlwm thoob ntiaj teb tseem tsis tau tawg ua pov thawj tias cov neeg thuam hauv Is Taws Nem yog cov suab nrov hauv online thiab heev, tsis muaj txiaj ntsig ntawm kev ua tiag tiag. yam. Kev tawm tsam kev tawm tsam twb tau pib lawm thiab peb tsuas tuaj yeem cia siab tias ib zaug, ib zaug xwb, kev tsis txaus siab hauv Is Taws Nem tsis cuam tshuam rau nws. Vim tias ib zaug lawv pom tias lawv tuaj yeem khiav tawm ntawm qhov EA no yuav zom qhov kev coj ua no rau hauv av ntev tom qab muaj qhov tseem ceeb, kev txhawb siab lossis kev huv. Cov no yog cov txiv neej uas tau hloov qhov nrov Madden game franchise mus rau xyoo rau caum-duas player hloov tshiab lub npe, thiab qhov tsawg kawg tau pib zoo.
4. Gizmondo
Tej zaum koj yuav nco qab tias peb tau tham txog Gizmondo ob peb lub lis piam dhau los hauv peb 5 Qhov Kev Ua Phem Zoo Tshaj Plaws tsab xov xwm (nyob rau hauv cov ntaub ntawv twg ua tsaug, ib txwm nyeem ntawv, thiab peb yuav hais li cas tshwj xeeb yog ntse thiab ntse koj tab tom saib hnub no?). Qhov no yog vim Gizmondo hloov mus rau hauv txhua daim ntawv teev npe tsis zoo-adjective thev naus laus zis hauv Internet. Nws tau dav pom tias yog qhov kev puas tsuaj loj tshaj plaws hauv hluav taws xob vim qee tus neeg thawj zaug xav tias kuv yuav nyiam ua qee qhov ci ci thaum da dej. Uas yog tsis ncaj ncees, vim hais tias nws yog tiag tiag ib tug loj kev vam meej.
Tshwj xeeb, nws yog ib qho kev vam meej loj hauv nws qhov kev npaj ua haujlwm ntawm Muab Stefan Eriksson, Johan Enander thiab cov phooj ywg nrog nees nkaum plaub lub hlis ceev-tsheb-thiab-hookers tog. Kev lag luam keeb kwm ntawm Tiger Telematics (cov neeg tsim khoom ntawm Gizmondo) ua rau Grand Theft Auto zoo li Barney Teaches Spelling. Cov thawj coj ntawm lub tuam txhab muaj ntau tshaj nees nkaum-plaub xyoo nyob rau hauv kaw ntawm lawv rau kev dag thiab kev ua phem rau lub cev, lawv yuav ib tug tag nrho London qauv lub koom haum, tau wrecked tshaj li ib lab daus las tus nqi ntawm cov kis las tsheb thiab muaj tag nrho-extended-tsev neeg- ntawm-txhua lub rooj sib tham nrog Dannii Minogue, Sting thiab Busta Rhymes (ntawm lwm tus). Tag nrho cov kev siv nyiaj no tau txais kev txhawb nqa los ntawm kev muag khoom ntawm kev sib koom, suav tias yog cov neeg uas tau kos npe rau daim tshev hauv crayon, vim tias thaum lub tuam txhab them nyiaj rau cov tog neeg nrog cov shares ces tsis yog lub tuam txhab uas npaj yuav nyob ib puag ncig ntev.
Rau xyoo 2005 lub tuam txhab ua tau zoo poob ntau dua ib lab nyiaj hauv ib hnub. Koj tuaj yeem teeb ib puas duas las rau hluav taws ib zaug ib feeb, txhua feeb yam tsis noj lossis tsaug zog thiab tseem tsis tau ua tiav qhov kev poob qis - thiab kuv paub tseeb rau koj tias cov txiv neej no pom qhov kev lom zem ua rau cov nyiaj ntsuab tshaj qhov ntawd. Nws yog lub neej tiag tiag Brewster's Millions. Nyob rau hauv dab tsi amazingly tsis tau los ua ib tug Plaub Hlis Fool cov lus tso dag, ib tug ntawm cov thawj pab neeg yog tam sim no sim nce peev peev los relaunch lub tuam txhab (kev txhais lus - muaj ob peb hom champagne nws tseem tsis tau sim). Uas tsuas yog ua pov thawj tias muaj cov neeg xav ua kom tau nyiaj los ntawm cov khoom siv computer-game txawm tsis paub yuav ua li cas rau Google lwm tus.
5. Kev dag ntxias cov neeg dag
Txhua zaus kuv tau txais 419 spam kuv txoj kev ntseeg hauv tib neeg poob qis (nws tam sim no hovering saum lub ntiaj teb lub hauv paus), vim qhov tseeb tias lawv tseem tuaj yeem qhia tau tias qee qhov, qee qhov, lawv tseem ua haujlwm. Kuv txhua tus pom zoo ntawm qhov kawg ruam uas tau koom nrog nyiaj ntsuab lawv yuav tsum tsis txhob muaj, tab sis kuv yog tus kiv cua loj dua ntawm kev ncaj ncees poetic - uas yog vim li cas txoj haujlwm ntawm 419eater thiaj li lom zem heev. E-mailing scamming tej zaum yuav yog qhov kev dag loj tshaj plaws hauv online ntawm peb lub sijhawm tab sis qhov ntawd tsis tau txhais hais tias tsis muaj kev dag ntawm ob tog, raws li qhia hauv qhov zoo kawg nkaus qhov twg cov scammers ua cov scammees. Thiab tsis yog rau daim npav rho nyiaj, lossis kev nyab xeeb kev noj qab haus huv, oh tsis yog.
Lawv tau muab luam tawm tag nrho Harry Potter tshiab. Thiab lawv scan cov nplooj ntawv los ua pov thawj nws.
Mus, tiag tiag, koj yuav tsum pom cov no - thiab tom qab ntawd txhua zaus koj lub inbox tau txhaws nrog lwm UIRG3NT LOTTTTERY TIKKIT !!# xa ntawv, koj tuaj yeem pom tus kws dag ntxias hunched hla nws lub notepad thiab
1. luam nws plaub puas nplooj ntawv zoo siab me nyuam fantasy
2. desperately ignoring qhov loj, mob mob nyob rau hauv nws dab teg
3. giggling Woohoo Kuv yuav tau nyiaj ntau heev
4. utterly, utterly tsis txaus siab rau lub irony.
Elon Decker Elon yog tus kws sau ntawv thev naus laus zis ntawm Cyber S. Nws tau sau cov lus qhia yuav ua li cas txog 6 xyoo tam sim no thiab tau hais txog ntau yam. Nws nyiam npog cov ncauj lus hais txog Windows, Android, thiab cov lus qhia tshiab thiab cov lus qhia.