Thaum lawv tau qhia txog Universal Serial Bus hauv xyoo 1996, txiv neej, lawv tsis kidding. Koj tuaj yeem lo ntau yam rau hauv lub qhov (socket) nws tsuas yog ib qho teeb meem ntawm lub sijhawm ua ntej qee tus neeg electrocutes nws tus kheej nrog qhov feem ntau erotically tsis tsim nyog I / O yuam kev txhua lub sijhawm. Ntuj raug txim, tej zaum twb muaj lub rooj sab laj rau qhov ntawd. Txhawm rau pab koj tsis nco qab cov duab txaus ntshai, saib cov no hloov pauv:
Cov ntsiab lus[ zais ]
- 1. Koj Lub Tsheb
- 2. USB Qhov muag Warmer
- 3. USB Ncej Dancer
- 4. Steampunk Nas
- 5. Lub Littlest Flash Drive
- 6. USB Bowling Ball
- 7. Universal Swiss Army Riam
- 8. USB Web Server
- 9. Brewster's lab (ntawm kilobytes)
- 10. USB Hamster Log
- 11. Laser Guided Rocket Launcher
- 12. Barbie USB tsav
- 13. Tsis haus luam yeeb
- 14. USB Aquarium
- 15. Tus lej Xauv USB Drive
- 16. Tus Ntiv Tes Tiag Tiag
- 17. Paj lauj hais lus
- 18. Dab Radar
- 19. Mini Fridge
- 20. USB Air Mask
1. Koj Lub Tsheb
Txoj kev rov qab los rau xyoo 2005, Mazda tau coj cov kab lus nco qhov tseem ceeb, tsim lub tswv yim tsheb uas nws qhov hluav taws xob yog triggered los ntawm ib tug nco stick . Lub tsheb tseem tuaj yeem nqus cov lus qhia tsav mus rau hauv lub computer navigation thiab txawm tias thauj cov xov tooj cua nrog MP3s los ntawm ntau yam pib hloov. Hmoov tsis zoo, lub tswv yim tsis tau pom txij li Mazda Sassou tau tshwm sim ntawm Frankfurt Motor Show - tej zaum Mazda pom tau tias ua rau tib neeg xav txog lawv lub PC (thiab lawv cov kev ua si) ua ntej zaum tom qab lub log ntawm lub tsheb tiag tiag tsis yog qhov zoo. tswv yim.
2. USB Qhov muag Warmer
Nyob rau hauv ib qho kev tsim kho tshiab uas pom tau tias tau dim ntawm cov yeeb yaj kiab txaus ntshai, koj tuaj yeem tam sim no kub koj lub qhov muag los ntawm kev txuas lawv rau koj lub PC. Mloog, Nyiv, yog tias koj cia siab tias tib neeg yuav lo electrodes hla lawv lub qhov muag nws yuav zoo dua los ua 3D cov duab ntawm kev sib tw Cheerleading Trampoline Championships. Qhov twg yog tus txiv leej tub hauv daim duab ntawd zoo li pom.
Qhov phem tshaj, lub peev xwm los electrocute koj tus kheej lub qhov muag yog tshaj tawm raws li kev so, yog li ua pov thawj tias hentai tsis yog qhov phem tshaj plaws uas cov neeg Nyij Pooj tuaj yeem ua nrog lawv lub sijhawm so.
3. USB Ncej Dancer
Qee qhov taw qhia rau Nuremburg rallies raws li kev siv lus phem tshaj plaws los ntawm noob neej. Lwm tus rau kev siv tsis raug ntawm cov ntawv kev cai dab qhuas kom pom tseeb kev ntxub ntxaug thiab kev ua tsov ua rog. Tab sis tsis yog, cov lus uas qhia txog qhov phem tshaj plaws hauv tib neeg lub cev yog nyob rau hauv lub vev xaib no, qhov twg nws qhia peb tias USB Ncej Dancer yog rov qab los ntawm Nrov Demand.
Ib tug rau caum duas gyrating barbie rov qab los ntawm POPULAR DEMAND! Qhov no tshwm sim, tom qab ntawd nres, ces cov neeg txaus thov kom lawv pib ua ntau dua. Peb tsuas yog xav txog tias tus tswv lub Hoobkas tau quaj, nqa nyiaj, thiab siv nyiaj txhua xees qhia nws cov menyuam kom nkag mus rau hauv qhov kev pab cuam vim lub ntiaj teb no yog fucked.
4. Steampunk Nas
Tsis yog txhua yam koj tuaj yeem ntsaws rau hauv koj lub computer yog kev ua txhaum cai rau saj thiab style. Ib tug txiv neej tsuas paub raws li Unklian, uas peb xav tias yog l33t hais rau awesomely txias txiv leej tub crafted ib tug ntoo thiab tooj dag steampunk nas uas ua tau. Nws yog qhov khoom siv kawg nkaus rau lub tshuab hluav taws xob ua haujlwm (peb hnov koj tuaj yeem khiav flux capacitors ntawm cov khoom ib yam), thiab yog tias koj xav tias qhov kev tsim kho siv rau kev mob siab rau, xav txog seb nws nyiam siv nws. Chav tshuab tej zaum yuav muaj ntau yam khoom zoo heev, tab sis ergonomy tsis yog ib qho ntawm lawv.
5. Lub Littlest Flash Drive
ATP Electronics xav tias lawv tau mus txog qhov kawg ntawm qhov me me USB drives xyoo dhau los, tsim ib qho 1 GB me me tias yog nws tau me me nws yuav poob ntawm lub qhov (socket). Doubtless ua rau txaj muag flashbacks nyob rau hauv hom ntawm cov neeg siv khoom uas tau txais kev zoo siab txog qhov zoo li no.
Tab sis yog hais tias muaj ib yam computer technologists ua tau zoo ntawm, nws yog thawb lub hnab ntawv txoj kev dhau los qhov twg muaj ib qho kev pab xa ntawv, kev zoo siab los yog ib qho laj thawj nyob rau ntawd: kauj ruam tom ntej. KingMax Super Stick . Lub Super Stick tsoo qhov teeb meem loj los ntawm kev paub txog ntuj raug txim, lawv tsis xav tau tag nrho USB chaw nres nkoj. Kev tawm tswv yim txog kev puas siab puas ntsws tom qab paub tseeb tias koj txoj kev paub tag nrho ntawm lub neej tuaj yeem khaws tau ib lub cuab yeej me dua li koj cov ntiv tes tsis suav nrog.
6. USB Bowling Ball
Nyob rau ntawm qhov kawg ntawm qhov loj, kev nkag siab thiab kev zoo nkauj spectra yog qhov USB Bowling Ball tsav . Nws hnyav xya kilograms, txhais tau hais tias kom nyob sib npaug nrog Super Stick nws yuav tsum khaws cov ntaub ntawv ntau dua li lub tsev qiv ntawv qhov loj ntawm lub ntiaj teb. Thiab tam sim no koj txuas nws rau koj lub computer nws yuav tawg koj lub motherboard nyob rau hauv ib nrab ua ntej ntog ntawm koj ntiv taw. Loj thiab ruaj ntseg!
7. Universal Swiss Army Riam
Koj paub tias nws yuav tsum tshwm sim - rab riam liab loj uas muaj txhua yam koj xav tau, thiab ntau yam tsis zoo uas koj tsis ua, muaj upgraded electronically kom suav nrog 2 GB nco stick. Tuned rau lub chaw ua haujlwm niaj hnub muaj txoj sia nyob, nws kuj suav nrog lub laser pointer, tus cwj mem ballpoint thiab ntau cov hniav txiav. Kom meej meej, cov rooj sib tham pawg thawj coj hauv Swiss Army yog qhov zoo siab dua li peb.
Tab sis yog tias koj tsis tuaj yeem pom qhov teeb meem nrog jamming ib yam khoom tsim los ntawm 50% txiav npoo los ntawm coils ntawm cyber-spaghetti uas lurk tom qab lub desktop niaj hnub, ces wiggling nws ncig mus nrhiav ib lub qhov (socket) uas tsis tau siv, ces peb xav kom koj nyeem cov seem. ntawm tsab xov xwm no sai sai ua ntej koj tawg koj lub computer.
8. USB Web Server
Nws ua raws nraim li lub npe hais - lub cim xeeb me me uas tuaj yeem ua tau tso lub web-serving system los ntawm USB chaw nres nkoj, thiab tsuas yog vim li cas koj tsis tau pom qhov no siv hauv cov yeeb yaj kiab yog txawm tias Hollywood tsis xav tias cov khoos phis tawj tuaj yeem ua qhov ntawd. Raws nraim yog vim li cas koj thiaj li yuav tsum teeb tsa lub vev xaib uas pom tau los ntawm lub ntiaj teb nrog tsuas yog rau caum vib nas this ceeb toom thiab tsis muaj cov cuab yeej hnyav tsis meej, tab sis tuaj yeem koom nrog:
a) Ua haujlwm los ntawm RIAA
b) Khiav ib qhov chaw guerilla porn los ntawm cov tsev qub qub
c) Tig boring access-limited courtesy computers into a global network sharing Battlestar Galactica episodes.
Txawm li cas los xij, khaws cia!
9. Brewster's lab (ntawm kilobytes)
Yog tias USB Server me ntsis dhau lawm ua tau zoo rau koj, saib seb!
Cov ntaub ntawv pov thawj hais tias cov nyiaj yuav tsum tau khaws cia los ntawm qee tus neeg rau pej xeem zoo. Cov chaw tsim khoom nco White Lake tau tsim peb thiab ib nrab txhiab daus las kub thiab pob zeb diamond nco key , thiab yog tias leej twg pom muaj teeb meem nrog txheej txheej ib feem ntawm cov khoom siv hluav taws xob poob qis hauv lub neej nrog plaub-tus nqi ntawm cov hniav nyiaj hniav kub, White Lake paub tseeb tias tsis ntiav lawv. Lwm qhov yuav tsum tau nkag rau WL Design Team suav nrog qhov tsis muaj qhov saj, tsis muaj peev xwm ua rau qias neeg tsis zoo, thiab IQ qis dua koj tus nqi se.
Tsis txhob hnov qab txog qhov tseeb tias koj tuaj yeem them tus txheej txheem ntawm tib neeg nqa 3.5 'floppy txhua qhov tsawg dua.
10. USB Hamster Log
Yog tias koj lub cubicle thiab cov keyboard tsis ua rau koj xav tias txaus zoo li tus tsiaj hauv lub log tsis muaj ntsiab lus, tsa qhov sib npaug rau qhov txaus ntshai nrog rau USB hamster thuam txhua thib ob ntawm koj lub neej tsis muaj ntsiab lus - them rau thiab txhawb nqa los ntawm koj tus kheej kev siv zog tsis muaj txiaj ntsig! Lub hamster txuas nrog koj cov keyboard, khiav nrawm dua qhov koj plam ntawm cov keyboard, thiab yog cov khoom uas Kafka yuav tsim tom qab ib hmo tshwj xeeb ntawm kev ntxhov siab ntawm absinthe.
Txawm li cas los xij, lub vev xaib teev cov khoom raws li muag tawm. Tib neeg tab tom yuav cov no, thiab yog tias koj yuav tsum siv sijhawm ib feeb kom poob kev ntseeg ntawm hom, peb nkag siab. Leej twg tuaj yeem siv tsib caug duas las rau daim ntawv pov thawj no rau lawv tus kheej tsis muaj nqis yuav tsum tsis muaj ib qho. Lawv yuav tsum muaj qee yam USB hlua khi kom lawv khi rau lawv lub rooj thiab tawm ntawm txoj kev ntawm tib neeg tiag tiag.
11. Laser Guided Rocket Launcher
Koj puas paub tias Terminators tau pib li cas? Nws yog vim cov khoom zoo li no. Nyob zoo cov txiv neej, cia peb tsim ib qho missile launcher ! Tom qab ntawd txuas rau lub computer! Tom qab ntawd arm nws nrog lub hom phiaj laser! Tom qab ntawd muab tso rau hauv lub chaw ua haujlwm pej xeem tsis tu ncua uas nws yuav raug cob qhia los tua cov tib neeg cev nqaij daim tawv! Nws yog qhov txaus ntshai tab sis pom luv luv xav kom ntxiv cov yam ntxwv ntxiv, txawm tias lawv ua rau muaj kev nkag siab zoo raws li cov phiaj xwm qub lossis tsis yog. Hauv qhov no, thawj txoj kev npaj yog Cia peb tsim cov khoom ua si lom zem thiab lub siab lub ntsws rau lub chaw ua haujlwm uas TSIS siv tau rau cov neeg dig muag! Peb hlub nws txawm li cas los xij…
12. Barbie USB tsav
Koj puas xav ua kom caws cov me nyuam mus tas li? Saib zoo li creepy pervert nyob rau hauv lub chaw ua hauj lwm? Los yog tej zaum tsuas yog xav tias David Lynch tsis cuam tshuam koj cov haujlwm niaj hnub suav ntau npaum li nws muaj peev xwm? Qhov twg nws yog koj yuav xav tau ib qho ntawm cov no Barbie USB tsav - thiab ua tsaug rau qhov txuj ci tseem ceeb ntawm kev lag luam koj tuaj yeem tau txais yam koj xav tau es tsis txhob ntawm qhov koj xav tau (kev kho, thiab qee yam ntawm lub xeev txhawb nqa kev txhawb nqa tshiab xws li Horrific Decapitation - nws yog qhov tsis zoo).
13. Tsis haus luam yeeb
Hauv ib qho piv txwv zoo tshaj plaws ntawm kev tshaj tawm peb tau pom, qhov chaw no thov tias koj lub tais USB yuav ua rau kev haus luam yeeb yooj yim dua! Vim tias tsis muaj dab tsi hais txog kev zais ntau dua li tus kiv cua loj whining armed nrog blinking LEDs hooked mus rau koj lub computer thiab stinking ntawm pa luam yeeb. Lawv hais tias nws yuav zoo nyob ib ncig ntawm lub chaw ua haujlwm, uas yog technically muaj tseeb yog tias koj yuav ib qho thiab tom qab ntawd ua cov adapters koj yuav tsum tau ntsaws nws tom qab rov qab mus rau xyoo 1950, lub sijhawm kawg koj tau tso cai haus luam yeeb hauv chaw ua haujlwm. Tab sis peb puas tuaj yeem hais kom nqa rov qab ib daim qauv ntawm Grey's Sports Almanac es tsis txhob - tom qab tag nrho, dab tsi yog qhov phem tshaj uas tuaj yeem tshwm sim?
14. USB Aquarium
Puas yog koj yooj yim nkag los ntawm cov khoom txav tsis meej? Koj puas muaj nyiaj? Tom qab ntawd ua kev zoo siab, koj yog tus miv nrog daim npav rho nyiaj lossis lub hom phiaj ua lag luam rau lub USB Mini Aquarium . Cov cuab yeej no ua rau muaj kev sib tw - yuav ua li cas cov neeg tsim qauv tsim thiab ua lag luam cov khoom lag luam ncaj qha los txuas nrog lub khoos phis tawj yam tsis tau hnov txog cov ntxaij vab tshaus. Nws zoo li sim muag lub clockwork phonogram powered los ntawm kev sib txuas ntawm iPod - hom ntawm kev ua siab ntev, tab sis ntau dua li kev hlub. Yog tias koj paub leej twg nrog ib qho ntawm cov no, txoj kev pom zoo los ntawm tsoomfwv yog rov qab maj mam yam tsis siv cov lus loj uas yuav ua rau lawv tsis meej pem thiab npau taws.
15. Tus lej Xauv USB Drive
Ntau thiab ntau tus neeg
a) paub txog kev xav tau kev ruaj ntseg rau cov ntaub ntawv tseem ceeb
b) nyob rau hauv lub siab phem illusion tias lawv cov ntaub ntawv tseem ceeb
Tshwj tsis yog tias koj ua haujlwm rau Social Security lossis ib yam dab tsi nrog cov ntaub ntawv credit card, qhov nruab nrab cyber-crook muaj qhov txaus siab rau koj cov npe ntawm tsev neeg cov duab, zoo li, txhua tus neeg koj yuam kom saib lawv. Thov txim rau qhov ntawd. Capitalizing ntawm no misplaced ego yog wildly misnamed Morse Code flash tsav , uas tsis muaj drip ntawm dots los yog dashes. Nws tsuas yog tus lej keyboard uas tiv thaiv koj lub tsav los ntawm kev nyeem kom txog thaum tus lej raug nkag - txawm tias ntev npaum li cas nws yuav siv sijhawm ntev npaum li cas los hla qhov kev ntsuas tsis yooj yim nkaus xwb tuaj yeem ntsuas hauv vib nas this. Yog nws blindfolded. Thiab qaug cawv.
Yog tias koj xav tau kev ruaj ntseg tiag tiag, peb pom zoo kom nqa ib ncig ntawm KingMax super stick hauv qab koj tus nplaig, siv lub USB bowling pob (tsawg kawg nkaus!), lossis cia siab rau qhov txaus ntshai heev ntawm USB Barbie los tiv thaiv tub sab.
16. Tus Ntiv Tes Tiag Tiag
Cov tus ntiv tes xoo tsav ua rau nws official: muaj qee yam kev twv hauv Nyij Pooj los tsim USB lo rau hauv txhua tus singe noun nyob rau hauv lub neej. Peb tsis tuaj yeem hais tias USB tus ntiv tes xoo yog qhov zoo: qhov kev lom zem muaj nqis kwv yees li ib thib ob (tej zaum ib teev yog tias koj yog tus kiv cua tom qab lub caij nyoog), thaum tus kheej USB tsav siv txhua hnub. Tshwj tsis yog tias koj nyob hauv txoj kev, txoj hauv kev dhau mus rau Saw cov yeeb yaj kiab peb tsis tuaj yeem pom koj txaus siab qhov no ntau.
17. Paj lauj hais lus
Peb hais rau koj muaj ib tug twv. Qhov no yog qhov tseeb pinnacle ntawm Japanese computer crappery - utterly pointless, tsuas yog peb lo lus ntawm lus Askiv nyob rau tag nrho cov khoom nplooj ntawv, thiab ib tug ntawm lawv yog tsis ncaj ncees lawm. Peb tab tom xav tias lawv tau mus rau lub lauj kaub nyob rau ntawd, txawm hais tias xav tias txhua yam ntawm cov txheej txheem xav ntawm cov neeg uas yuav tsim hluav taws xob fake-paj suab nrov yog qhov txaus ntshai.
Tus ruam paj cuav tsis txawm seev cev annoyingly rau peb suab paj nruag los yog dab tsi. Thov txim, Nyij Pooj, tab sis peb muaj STANDARDS rau peb cov khoom siv pov tseg txaus ntshai, nyiaj txiag thiab thev naus laus zis hauv lub tebchaws no!
18. Dab Radar
Kauj Ruam 1: Nrhiav kev lag luam lag luam ntawm cov neeg tsis txaus ntseeg heev
Kauj Ruam 2: Nqa lawv cov nyiaj
Thaum ib tug neeg tau ntseeg lawv tus kheej tias cov dab tsis tuag yog flitting invisibly los ntawm chav tsev thiab saib lawv hom, ua rau lawv ntseeg tsib caug xees ntawm LEDs pom zoo nrog lawv yog txaj muag yooj yim. Peb xav thuam cov cuab yeej no nyuaj dua, tab sis peb chim siab tiag tiag peb tsis xav txog nws ua ntej.
19. Mini Fridge
Koj puas tau yws txog qhov ua tau taug kev ntawm koj lub khoos phis tawj mus rau lub tub yees kom tau ntau lab calorie dej qab zib? Yog tias yog li ntawd peb yuav tsum tsis txhob ua kom yooj yim rau koj kom tsis txhob muaj kev tawm dag zog vim muaj tsib caug feem pua koj nyob nraum kheej kheej. Tab sis peb muaj gadget-reporting lub luag hauj lwm ua, dammit, thiab peb yuav tsis cia ib yam dab tsi raws li inconcequential raws li koj lub plawv nres nyob rau hauv peb txoj kev!
Cov Brando mini fridge yuav khaws ib qho tuaj yeem txias rau koj txhua lub sijhawm. Thaum cov khoom cua sov hauv Molten Core, tsis txhob txhawj txog AFKing lossis tawm hauv koj pab pawg tsis muaj kev cuam tshuam - koj lub khoos phis tawj yuav muaj qhov txias txias npaj. (CEEB TOOM: Cov chav dej USB tseem tsis tau ua tau, yog li siv lub tub yees no tsuas yog lav tias koj yuav tsum sawv thaum kawg)
20. USB Air Mask
Tej zaum koj yuav paub qee cov neeg uas tsis tuaj yeem ua neej nyob tsis muaj lawv lub computer, tab sis peb tsis ntseeg tias ib tus ntawm lawv tau txuas cov huab cua rau cov khoom tsis zoo. Qhov no USB-powered anti-pollen daim npog qhov ncauj yog tsim los rau lub caij ua xua - koj yuav paub txog nws los ntawm qhov zoo sib xws, tsis yog hluav taws xob qhov ncauj qhov ntswg uas tsis ua rau koj leashed rau koj lub desktop zoo li qee yam tsiaj nqaij ntawm lub tshuab. Lub kaw lus txawm muaj lub throttle, rau thaum koj xav tau ua pa ntxiv-hnyav ntawm koj lub computer. Tsuas yog nco ntsoov tshem cov keeb kwm browser tom qab ntawd.
Rau cov chav kawm tshiab txog vim li cas kev tso siab rau koj cov pa oxygen rau lub tshuab yog lub tswv yim tsis zoo, peb pom zoo saib 2001 lossis tsuas yog xav li ob peb feeb xwb.
Elon Decker Elon yog tus kws sau ntawv thev naus laus zis ntawm Cyber S. Nws tau sau cov lus qhia yuav ua li cas txog 6 xyoo tam sim no thiab tau hais txog ntau yam. Nws nyiam npog cov ncauj lus hais txog Windows, Android, thiab cov lus qhia tshiab thiab cov lus qhia.